Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST
#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS
#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE GANGSTERS YOU ARE WHITE AND THERE ARE COWS OUTSIDE
I hate to break this to you but there are lesbian relationships that involve penis because there are trans lesbians with penises. There are lesbian relationships where everyone has penises in them.
Sorry* to burst your transmisogynist bubble.
*Lol, I’m not sorry.
Leo no, don’t release Valentino out into the wild. Leo no. You’re going to give people heart attacks.
Che? I’m afraid I do not understand.
DaVinci’s demons makes more sense now.
They’re perfect for each other <3
when straight people talk to gays
do you know how scary it is to acknowledge how strong your feelings are for someone and your brain is like “maybe you love them” and you’re like SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN YOU DONT KNOW SHIT
please call me out if I do anything wrong.
please tell me if I’m following someone problematic.
please tell me if I need to tag anything for you.
please feel free to unfollow me if it makes you tumblr experience better or safer.
OH MY GOD
JUDE LOOK AT THIS????? I’M
god is dead
IS THAT FUCKIGN DRAKE
My cute little front ensemble plays the Gravity Falls theme. :’) (ignore the weird blur in the beginning)
that was awesome
this delights me
strictly on style this is between Medelssohn and Debussy but respect to Beethoven for that “look, I have more important work to do here” swagger